Try to contain your jealousy

[abigsloppyslice]

Pffft, man! Just got off the ringer with the landlord. He says no pets. :\

I had an e-mail from a nigerian pet-seller who had a frickin' chupacabra. That would be the most bitchin' pet of all time!


... Man, screw the security deposit. That spiny little fella is as good as mine.





Any ideas on a name? 8D

Comments

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You seriously fall for these things? All those "nigerian" e-mails are scams. Did he ask for your bank account number too?

That chupacop thing isn't even real. How can he sell you one?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Of course, but you know he can't just give away the thing for free. That doesn't even make sense, Cole. :/

There's all kinds of documentation on this thing man, how can you be so skeptical still? :/ It's ignorant.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

"Of course"? Have you checked your account yet? It might already be drained. How much did he even want for it?

In the 0.00001% chance I'm wrong and he is selling you this chubacrap, someone's going to find out about it. Probably when it murders one of your neighbors.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I don't hassle you on what you spend on coffee so lay off!

Cole, you REALLY need to pick up a book more often or somethin. o___o Chupacabras only eat goats and last I checked my neighbors aren't goats. Think before you go blabbing into the comment window, huh?

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I doubt the price of coffee is anywhere near the price of this thing you bought in a shady e-mail scam.

If it only eats goats how the hell are you going to feed it? There really isn't any goats for miles.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I dunno man I've seen how much you lay down on those things. It comes pretty close.

Haven't you ever owned a pet snake before? Same concept! I'll import them, duh.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

It comes nowhere near close. I don't have to compromise my identity to buy a cup of coffee.

A snake? That's what you're going to compare it to? There are rats all over the city you could feed a snake. How can you afford to import goats? Not to mention you're not even supposed to have goats in this city.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Who says it's been compromised? I've got it covered man relax! You're way too stiff.

... It's a little late for that. I was too excited man, I already had 'em shipped. 8D

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I've seen worse things happen before, I think I have a right to be skeptical.

So you're going to have a crate of goats shipped to your apartment? Where the hell are you going to keep a herd of goats?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

You worry too much. :/

I already said I'm not going to keep them. o___o they're going to be little chewie's welcoming feast.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I don't think I am, I think you're not worrying enough. This is your money, I shouldn't have to be the one looking out for it.

Yea well, I doubt "little chewie" is ever coming. Have fun explaining the goat farm to your landlord. Those things are going to make your place smell worse than it already does.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Man, why do you always gotta put me down?? >:( You're so crabby.

Just for that I'm not gonna let you see chewie when he gets here. You'll be sorry man.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I'm not being "crabby". I'm trying to look out for you, but you never want to hear it. I don't want to hear you complaining that you can't pay your rent because of this.

I really doubt you're ever going to see "chewie" either.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Cole, have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? :/ You are extremely negative. Just sayin man.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I don't need a therapist, if anyone does, its you. I'm the only one with sense, you're just too stupid to see it.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I take it back. Maybe you don't need a therapist. Maybe you need anger management. :P

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea, very funny.