Suspicious stuff, man

[abigsloppyslice]

Has anyone else been following this healthcare crap?? :/ They're all making such a big deal about putting the government in charge of everyone's health. Now why do you think that is, huh??

It's got to be the illuminati at work again, it HAS to be!! Our ruthless scaly alien leaders are pulling everyone right into their trap, so they can pick off the sick and needy for some kind of space-reptile feast! It's frickin ridiculous!! D:

They're never gonna get me, though. No sir, I'd rather get sick and die than be some creepy alien's lunch! :/

Comments

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

.............uh what? How do you even know these "aliens" exist? Do you ever have normal thoughts?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Man, why can't you be supportive for once??

Wait... you're not working for them, are you? :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea Zeke, I'm working with some aliens and I eat people for dinner. How did you know?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Damn it Cole, this is serious!! They're all around us, they're just in disguise!

Haven't you ever seen the movie They Live?? Or that show V?? It's like that only real!

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

It's not serious because it's not real. You don't even have any proof. And no, movies don't count. You spend way too much time with that tv. I think it's broken your brain.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

There's no proof because they're hiding it all! You have no idea just how big this is, brother. No idea.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

So if they're hiding it, how do you know about them?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I've got sources man, I know some people..

You're just doing exactly what they want you to do man, and before you know it it'll be too late. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

What sources?

Fine, whatever, you can say "I told you so" over my grave after I've been eaten by the lizard people.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I can't compromise their identities Cole, this is serious business. :/

I really hope that day doesn't come... :(

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

The fact that you are being serious really disturbs me.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

It disturbs me that you're NOT being serious about this.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

What reason do I have to be serious about it? You've given me none so far.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Man!! You're just missing the big picture here, OK?? I've given you plenty of reasons! You just don't wanna believe me or somethin!! :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea well what if I told you my "feelings" think your reasons are stupid? Same thing, isn't it?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

What do your feelings have to do with this?

... wait are you still hung up on that raccoon thing? o__o

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Damn it, no.

Your lizard people idea is stupid.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

It's not "my idea", there's a large following of believers on the internet.. :/

I can't believe you're still upset about this... -__-;

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

It has nothing to do with that damn raccoon anymore! I wish you would stop bringing it up.

Yea? A following huh? Have any of you ever seen any of these lizards?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Yeah, obviously!

Well not me personally but.. I've heard stories man. It's not pretty. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You've heard stories?
No photographs or actual proof?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

There have been pictures too, geez! Why do you have to be so skeptical huh?? :/ Do you realize how dangerous this whole topic is..?

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

"How dangerous this whole topic is" ? Are you saying the lizard people are watching right now, and if we keep talking they might just cart one of us off for dinner?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly! See, now you're getting it!

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea, I'm "getting" it.
You need to get some new hobbies.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

At least my hobby doesn't involve being a jerk... :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea it just involves being gullible.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Just cuz it's unusual doesn't mean you have to be so ignorant about it..

I can't even talk to you about this.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try out something more productive?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

You mean like trudging through sewage for starbucks?

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Screw you.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Are you mad? :o

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

fuck off.

[uthemangurl.livejournal.com]

I'm picking up some weird interference from a congress not far from you. I need you to find out its origin and purpose. Call me when you get over there.

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[hibbertudu.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI

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[rlewgos.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI