Whoops?

Sep. 27th, 2011 03:41 am
abigsloppyslice: (Staaaare)
A couple weeks back I was feeling a strong touch of cabin fever (hey, even if I'm outside it still counts. This beast can't be contained if you catch my drift! >:D) so I started looking at different ways to get around. A bit of web browsing later and I pulled up some schematics for a boat I could make out of some trash I found behind my apartment building. I spent a summer working on a boat once, I figure it'll all come back, right? Like riding a bike on top of water, only without the pedaling. Anyhow I put my friggin soul into this dang boat, and I even managed to keep it top secret until it was perfect.

Well I guess I might have made a little miscalculation cause uh, the damn thing wouldn't fit through the door. I knew I shoulda built it on the roof, but I didn't wanna get heckled into chickening out if you know what I mean. >>

So I blew out the wall with a kerosene tank and some matches and now I swear the building feels like it's swaying with the wind. I really liked this place too. One more damn reason to hate this stupid quarantine.

frickin OW

Feb. 26th, 2010 03:29 am
abigsloppyslice: (serious fuckin business)
I'm... I think every bone is broken.

I heard the mailman pull up outside and I thought "Chewie must be here!!" so I ran as fast as I could down the stairs.

Well... I might have run a little too fast because I fell for about 5 sets of stairs. I hardly need to say it but it sucked major donkey balls.

Oh and the mail? It was just some bills. Figures!
abigsloppyslice: (Default)
Pffft, man! Just got off the ringer with the landlord. He says no pets. :\

I had an e-mail from a nigerian pet-seller who had a frickin' chupacabra. That would be the most bitchin' pet of all time!


... Man, screw the security deposit. That spiny little fella is as good as mine.





Any ideas on a name? 8D

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