frickin OW

Feb. 26th, 2010 03:29 am
abigsloppyslice: (serious fuckin business)
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I'm... I think every bone is broken.

I heard the mailman pull up outside and I thought "Chewie must be here!!" so I ran as fast as I could down the stairs.

Well... I might have run a little too fast because I fell for about 5 sets of stairs. I hardly need to say it but it sucked major donkey balls.

Oh and the mail? It was just some bills. Figures!

Date: 2010-02-26 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Do you want me to send some flowers to your hospital room?

Date: 2010-02-26 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Not like you didn't deserve it.

Date: 2010-02-26 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I think you're being dramatic. I was serious when I said it, y'know.

Date: 2010-02-26 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You knew damn well I wasn't in the hospital, you were just being a jack-ass.

Date: 2010-02-26 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You made it sound serious and.. I dunno your girlfriend works at a hospital right? o__o

Date: 2010-02-26 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yea, it was serious. What does Trish working at a hospital have to do with any of this?

Date: 2010-02-26 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Wouldn't she be the first you'd go to if you got hurt? I dunno..

Date: 2010-02-26 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Just because she works at a hospital doesn't mean she's always equipped to deal with everything.

Sometimes I really wonder how in tune you are with the real world.

Date: 2010-02-26 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I just thought maybe she was at work or something.. You don't need to insult me, I know she's not a walking clinic. Show a little sympathy man, I just tripped for like five minutes on stairs. :/

Date: 2010-02-26 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yea yea sure. You're still in one piece aren't you?

Date: 2010-02-26 11:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
That hurts man. More than the bruises. :/

Date: 2010-02-26 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're still able to type on the computer. Isn't that how it works?

Date: 2010-02-26 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How long are you gonna be upset over that huh?? You're being ridiculous.. o__o

Date: 2010-02-26 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It still hurts, you know.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You mean your face or your FEELINGS~~? 8D

Date: 2010-02-26 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I am going to punch you the next time I see you.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What?? I hope you're not serious...

You're so violent.. :/

Date: 2010-02-26 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yea well maybe if you weren't being such an asshole about everything it wouldn't have to be like this.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm being an asshole? And that makes it OK for you to want to beat the crap out of me?

....... :/

Date: 2010-02-26 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Punching phones doesn't always cover it, you know. Besides you're kind of pissing me off anyway.

You're just lucky I'm still sore from all those shots.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You punch phones..?

Cole, there is something deeply wrong with you. :/

Date: 2010-02-26 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're not making this any easier on yourself.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Are you threatening me? o__o

Come on man I'm just screwing around! Lighten up.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
This isn't funny. At all.

Date: 2010-02-26 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah apparently not! Well, not to some people anyway.

Date: 2010-02-26 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You better cut the crap before I decide whatever pain it may cause to get over there would be worth it.

Date: 2010-02-26 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What, this is offending you?? Really? ... That's kind of ridiculous, man. :/

Date: 2010-02-26 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ARGH. Nevermind! You're just stupid. I'm going to bed.


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