frickin OW

[abigsloppyslice]

I'm... I think every bone is broken.

I heard the mailman pull up outside and I thought "Chewie must be here!!" so I ran as fast as I could down the stairs.

Well... I might have run a little too fast because I fell for about 5 sets of stairs. I hardly need to say it but it sucked major donkey balls.

Oh and the mail? It was just some bills. Figures!

Comments

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to send some flowers to your hospital room?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

.......

Not cool, man.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Not like you didn't deserve it.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I think you're being dramatic. I was serious when I said it, y'know.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You knew damn well I wasn't in the hospital, you were just being a jack-ass.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

You made it sound serious and.. I dunno your girlfriend works at a hospital right? o__o

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea, it was serious. What does Trish working at a hospital have to do with any of this?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't she be the first you'd go to if you got hurt? I dunno..

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Just because she works at a hospital doesn't mean she's always equipped to deal with everything.

Sometimes I really wonder how in tune you are with the real world.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I just thought maybe she was at work or something.. You don't need to insult me, I know she's not a walking clinic. Show a little sympathy man, I just tripped for like five minutes on stairs. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea yea sure. You're still in one piece aren't you?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

That hurts man. More than the bruises. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You're still able to type on the computer. Isn't that how it works?

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

How long are you gonna be upset over that huh?? You're being ridiculous.. o__o

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

It still hurts, you know.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

You mean your face or your FEELINGS~~? 8D

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

I am going to punch you the next time I see you.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

What?? I hope you're not serious...

You're so violent.. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Yea well maybe if you weren't being such an asshole about everything it wouldn't have to be like this.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

I'm being an asshole? And that makes it OK for you to want to beat the crap out of me?

....... :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

Punching phones doesn't always cover it, you know. Besides you're kind of pissing me off anyway.

You're just lucky I'm still sore from all those shots.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

You punch phones..?

Cole, there is something deeply wrong with you. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You're not making this any easier on yourself.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Are you threatening me? o__o

Come on man I'm just screwing around! Lighten up.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

This isn't funny. At all.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

Yeah apparently not! Well, not to some people anyway.

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

You better cut the crap before I decide whatever pain it may cause to get over there would be worth it.

[wreckinggball.livejournal.com]

What, this is offending you?? Really? ... That's kind of ridiculous, man. :/

[lightningrrod.livejournal.com]

ARGH. Nevermind! You're just stupid. I'm going to bed.